I'm currently on summer break from highschool, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of Rocket League a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in Rocket League . I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted What a save! Wow! What a save! I assume I was stuck in prospect league forever. I also was playing soccer with my baby brother, only to find that I was trying to quick chat in real life. I have this crossbar burned into my vision that I'm constantly lining up at the 90 degree upper corner. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on canada day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of Prospect 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much Rocket League?

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