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👙 𝙆𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚 14 kwietnia 2020 o 22:48 
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

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'Ah... I see that the new traffic division is having the desired effect.' He indicated a large pile of paper. 'I am getting any amount of complaints from the Carters' and Drovers' Guild. Well done. Do pass on my thanks to sergeant Colin and his team.'
'I will, sir.'
'I see in one day they clamped seventeen carts, ten horses, eighteen oxen and one duck.'
'It was parked illegally, sir.'
(The Fifth Elephant)

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When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men
live content.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli
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Manly's Maxim:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
with confidence.

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Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.

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gs add 30 sierpnia 2019 o 15:08 
num era xitado !