The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"♥♥♥♥♥, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"

Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.

Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.

I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.

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-rep we're roommates and when i went to go grab some cereal there was a big turd in it!!! it was terrifying!! i almost had a heart attack but he gave me mouth to mouth and saved me so because of him im still alive. we share beds so we dont have to pay a lot of heating bills and its comfortable. 10/10 good trader

-rep all in all this kid is male scum. It's people like him that make the world a bad place. All he does is oppress women and it's disgusting. TnTManna you're a pig, just like all the other men in this world. If any women read this, message me because us girls have to stick together! We have to stand up to male cis scum like TnTManna!