My opinions on CSGO you say? "Oh, CSGODeimos, Should I buy this game m8? I really don't know"

I have a brief opinion on the game since I've put nearly 2k hours into it.

This is a game that doesn't just rely souly on individual player skill. You're required to work as a team, communicate, learn different strategies, movement and positioning, weapon spray patterns and more. If you don't learn these things and you play like any other normal FPS, you will struggle and will likely go into cardiac arrest from the amount of anger induced by the steep learning curve that is consistently impaired by trolls, smurfs and morons.

The case feature is great too, if you have spare money to throw around that is. If you don't have spare money, don't open cases. You don't want to end up selling your Nan and all her personal belongings on eBay because you've spent £3000 on keys and all you've got to show is a Butterfly Knife Case Hardened that's Well-Worn and worth £67.83. (That was yellow as ♥♥♥♥ might I add, it looked like a mixture of diarrhoea and gonorrhoea mixed together. In fact, if you could get cancer as a skin.. It would of been that).

Now, the stickers, where do I start with the stickers.. You can place them in 4-5 places on your beloved battle-scarred Frontside Shetty and that's it. Why not make a 360 degree screen and let us free place stickers? Why limit us? You already took sprays out of the game. I want to be able to spray my memes on the map and you ruined my life by not having it in CSGO.

Also, whilst we're at it. Your servers are ♥♥♥♥♥. 64 tick literally gave me a mental disease not yet known by man, I've been reduced to playing Faceit and ESEA because your servers are mentally handicapped and full of real life smeegles. (You know, that goblin looking ♥♥♥♥ from Lord Of The Rings). I love this game Valve, I really do but you need to sort the servers out lads.

Another thing, make it easier to export demos.. For the love of god, you know people love to make movies from your games, we have done for years. Give us easier options to export demos and allow us to tweak ♥♥♥♥ without worrying about getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by VAC. I'm a content creator and I need more options.


Signed,


CSGODeimos
I love you Gabe Newell
Your glasses are quite fetching

P.S. Give us a new operation or I might have to hang myself

P.P.S. Give us the option to play without Russians please.