Recent reviews by CrazyVein

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super chill game sad that i dont have a girl to play it with -_-

geting gangbang is the best :)

ips for working with shortcrust pastry
Don't overwork the dough. Roll and handle shortcrust pastry as little as possible as overworking it can produce tough and unpleasant results.
Use a metal tart tin. ...
Don't stretch. ...
Repair tears. ...
Allow a little overhang. ...
Rest. ...
Bake it blind. ...
Watch the colour.

This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anal Itching
· Anal Tear
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection

Got a town cat here. Friends passing by can pet it and give it a thumbs up.
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i like this game cuz there is 3 year old boys up my ass trying to get girls and ♥♥♥♥

Title: "Left 4 Dead 2: Surviving the Zombie-pocalypse, One Laughter at a Time"

Left 4 Dead 2 is the game where you and your pals team up to fight off zombies while also accidentally setting each other on fire. It's like a horror movie directed by the Three Stooges – slapstick humor meets the undead.

Picture this: You're frantically trying to heal your friend, and instead, you throw a molotov cocktail in their face. Oops! In Left 4 Dead 2, teamwork is vital, but so is friendly fire. It's a delicate balance between "I've got your back!" and "Watch out, I've got a grenade launcher!"

From chainsaw massacres to hilariously bad attempts at survival, Left 4 Dead 2 turns the zombie apocalypse into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. So grab your cricket bat, duct-tape some defibrillators together, and get ready for some undead laughs – because in this game, the real monster is your friend with the grenade launcher!

Rating: ★★★★★

Titanfall is the game that proves pilots make the worst stand-up comedians. They're constantly falling flat, but in the best way possible!

Graphics (5/5): Titans look so good, even Hollywood is jealous. Pilots move like they're auditioning for a parkour-themed dance show.

Gameplay (5/5): It's like a dance-off where pilots moonwalk on walls while Titans drop in like they're crash-landing at a robot rave.

Story (4/5): The story is like the napkin at a comedy club – it's there, but who cares when the jokes are this good?

Multiplayer (5/5): Multiplayer is like a comedy open mic night where everyone's a headliner, and your goal is to drop your Titan punchline on the competition.

Replayability (5/5): It's so addictive that even your dog wants to play fetch with a Titan.

Conclusion: Titanfall – because in the future, we all want to be comedians who pilot giant robots.