"whisper sweet, sweet tips about strats, rollouts, and trickstabs into my innocent ears" lol

Hello yes I am an aspiring young spy main. I backup for an iron team who doesn't know what the match time is, but i am willing to learn more about this godly class. if you would so kindly take me under your wing, I would be the most thankful little boy in all of the ugc.

Here are the things I want in our mentoring relationship:
teach me how to click backs
teach me how to clich heads
teach me how to click the cloak button
have at least one irl meet-up.

During this IRL meetup, i propose that you:
hover over my shoulder while I am hunched at my computer desk
place your left hand on my left hand to teach me WASD
place your right hand on my right hand to teach smooth and deliberate mouse movements
whisper sweet, sweet tips about strats, rollouts, and trickstabs into my innocent ears

Lil Engineer «C³: lets do wave 666 this firday
Lil Engineer «C³: friday
Lil Engineer «C³: assemble a team!
Lil Engineer «C³: i wanna beat it in one try
Lil Engineer «C³: otherwise im gonna rage quit and uninstall tf2
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: XXDDD
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: ook
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: :C
Lil Engineer «C³: then reinstalling the next day
Lil Engineer «C³: it has to be perfect
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: XDDD
Lil Engineer «C³: i want all the money
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: ok
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: XDD
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: that's going to be impossible
Lil Engineer «C³: and we kill everything
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: talk to cq
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: about it
Eq Beatz ‖ «C³: so he can do it with us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSuF70THig&feature=c4-overview&list=UUYBBBW0sU9H-MXyUkSRdwEA

Happy New Year!

dafuq?

Hey nice profile. Bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorable, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you’ve met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you’d feel things that you won’t experience for awhile. Just be open minded. I’m not a creep, I'm a stalker, I'm just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women. I’m the first one to admit: I am a crotch watcher! I personally think very highly of the vagina and try to utilize it’s sensual properties as much as possible. If you ever feel uncomfortable, you can just walk away. But if you’re just going to be a weird ♥♥♥♥♥ about it and not even message back then i’m not interested, ur the one missing out, have fun fapping to my profile and the other weird ♥♥♥♥♥ stuff ur into. Anyways holla back :)

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Hahahaha!

You have 69 gib kills on your gold sticky launcher, which is also featured in your 69th screenshot.
hue :3

Thanks!

Congrats on getting the Strange Gunslinger!