In this guide I will teach you how to melt chocolate using a computer, this guide is useful if you have one of the following reasons;

Reason 1: you are lazy and cant be bothered to use a microwave or oven to melt the chocolate.
Reason 2: There are burglers in your house and you need melted chocolate but you cant go down stairs because you will be stabbed by the intruders.
Reason 3: Your parents locked you in your room and you would like some melted chocolate.
Reason 4: Your girlfriend is on her period and found the butcher knife.
Reason 5: The microwave in your house doesn't work. The stove and oven doesn't either.
Reason 6: If you leave your room and travel to the kichen you could risk tripping and losing your chocolate.
Reason 7: Your sibling is on the lookout and will steal your chocolate if you arrouse suspicion by stepping out.
Reason 8: Your house is on fire and must have melted chocolate. You will be consumed in flames if you open your door.
Reason 9: Donlad Trump has become president and will send a army of Trumps if he sees you have anything that isnt white with you.
Reason 10: you want something to slowly slide between your asscheeks, so your little asshairs can froleck against it and tickle you; you want something slimy and slithery, to add intensive pressure to you, you need something choclately between your asscheeks, close to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Reason 11: Why not?
Reason 12: Your abusive parents are coming to beat you up and you need something hot and liquified to throw in their eyes so they cannot beat the living daylights out of you.
Reason 13: Reason: You have no teeth, but still want chocolate.
Reason 14: Every little helps.
Reason 15: You dont want to go to school so you need to prove to your parents that you have diarrhea so you need to melt so chocolate to put in the toilet bowl, but if you melt chocolate in the microwave they'll know that its just melted chocolate and make you go to school.
Reason 16: Because Allah said so.
Reason 17: There's a rabid dog in your house and the only way to fend it off is with feeding it the chocolate.
Reason 18: After playing a full 5 hour session in Arma 3 Exile, your base was raided and destroyed, you were taken hostage by a group of homosexuals dominators and forced into hard labor until they were done laughing and killed you, being banned from the server after collecting just enough money to buy a helicopter, and your mother came into the room demanding you get off the computer or your internet would be shut off for a month.
Reason 19: Because you want to make your overheating craptop useful.
Reason 20: You feel the need to inject melted chocolate right into your heart to stop this endless cycle of suffering.
Reason 21: After a 24 hour arma 3 run your legs don't work so you can't go to the microwave to melt some, but you need that melted chocolate to give yourself an energy boost to get some more chocolate melt.
Reason 22: Because you want to see the insides of your PC covered in a fine brown blanket.
Reason 23: Because you need to fart out choclate and just feel like it #thug life