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When try so hard not to nut and you ♥♥♥♥ yourself instead.

One time my mother called me a son of a ♥♥♥♥♥, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother.