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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:38pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:54am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:14am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:44pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 8:33pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 8:36pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 10:21am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:16am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:08am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 9:23pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:21am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:36am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:16am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:58am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:02am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:26am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 5:15pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 11:36am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 10:59am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 4:13pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 4:16pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:26am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:25am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:21am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:06am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:14am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 7:55am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 6:42pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 4:16pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 3:03pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 4:48am