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79.3 hrs on record (70.2 hrs at review time)
This game is so deep, but easy to access. It is so much fun, even in vanilla. Mods unlock a whole new aspect. It tells a story, and you get attached to your pawns. Sit back, relax, have a fun time.

But watch out for man-eating guinea pigs.
Posted 8 June.
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7.2 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
It's perfect. It's like living my teenage years over. A bit muddy and less bright, but a beautiful and faithful remaster.
Posted 22 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
49.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
While it is in early access and definitely needs polishing when it comes to optimization for hardware and a bit for voice recognition, it is a fantastic game. Get's the heart rate going and jump scares abound. You learn more and more and a little mistake can mean death.
Posted 5 May, 2022.
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119.4 hrs on record (89.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I saw the basement and I said "FFFFF No I'm not going in there yet." My friend did, and then after a few minutes said "Oh ♥♥♥♥" but through proximity chat so I didn't catch it. I went to see what he said as he ran from the basement and a ghost came up the stairs and murdered me. 10/10
Posted 25 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
For an early access game it gets tons of updates and is really fun. It shows a lot of promise and I have a blast playing it with my friend!
Posted 20 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.2 hrs on record (84.6 hrs at review time)
great game, other than the crashes. Talisman is a great board game, but it is a very messy game to play. The digital version of the game removes that mess.
Posted 2 November, 2017.
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459.4 hrs on record (275.5 hrs at review time)
John Simonelli Simulator 2016. Look him up. John Simonelli Kenosha.

Although, I CANNOT reccomend this game. It is terrible. The developers are garbage, the game is garbage. It's not fun to play survivor (unless you're just in the mood to ruin someones day) and it's definitely not fun to play killer.

Killer mains can expect:

1. Being looped for 10 minutes a game.
2. Having the survivor tear through space and time to pull a pallet down right when you're about to hit them.
3. Be BM'ed and bullied.
4. Catch one, and camp them for their bad manners.
5. Be called the worst names and told to kill yourself for securing your kill.
6. If you don't camp, be prepared to get your first hook with 2 generators remaining, and get 1 kill. If the survivors are any "good" (because being a survivor is braindead easy.)

Revised 2021

It's not as bad. Things seemed to have evened out a little bit. I rekindled my joy for it.
Posted 31 July, 2017. Last edited 16 February, 2021.
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20 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
10.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Everyone saying this is a troll game just doesn't get it. This game is a brilliant masterpiece. It parallels life so perfectly. Around every corner is failure. You must watch your words carefully. The game is very hard, but rewarding once you firgure it out.

Got killed for insulting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Parallel to real life where you will be ostracized and removed from your place of employment for the same thing.

10/10
Posted 23 July, 2017.
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2,042.5 hrs on record (1,435.5 hrs at review time)
This game is like heroin. I hate that I do it. It's 45 minutes of mind numbing ♥♥♥♥ that makes me rage, but I can't stop going back. 10/10
Posted 4 July, 2017.
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