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21.2 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
The story of this game is phenominal, truly one of the most impactful and enjoyable games I've ever experienced, and probably ever will. I even got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tattoo to remember this game. If there's one thing I can recommend it's playing through this game at least twice; once for the gameplay and once for the story. They both deserve your utmost attention and, trust me, it's worth it.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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15.3 hrs on record
Why do I cry every time I see a goat kid? Now you know!
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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10.9 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Tremendously addictive, absolutely hilarious and all around very fun game. Controls on keyboard can be a bit finnicky but I still definatly recommend it. Even better with a friend.
Posted 30 November, 2014.
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996.7 hrs on record (948.3 hrs at review time)
This game has gone down the sh*tter since 2013. The only semi-fun thing is MvM and even then you either get paired with flamers or idiots. I played this game enough to safely say you should not play this game if you're expecting a fun, silly FPS, those days of TF2 are long gone. If you're expecting a toxic economy simulator filled with (as of the latest update) CS:GO item clones then sure, be my guest.
Posted 15 August, 2014. Last edited 6 July, 2015.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I can kick people in the nuts and their bodies will split in half. 10/10
Posted 28 July, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
I don't know where to start with this game.

Blade Symphony is an fast-paced third-person action swordplay game that is challenging and hard to master but will keep you entertained to the fullest when climbing your way to the top.

This game has the best way of importing things from the workshop that I've seen since Garry's Mod. You can download different swords to use and masks to wear.
Speaking of swords and masks, the game offer many different types of swords to match your playstyle. From Longswords to Scimitars and Katanas to Rapiers, Blade Symphony really let's the player choose.
Aswell as having the many swords to choose from, you can choose one of four different characters each with their own unique way of fighting to suit you. The customization is endless in this game!
The graphics are where this game falls short. The game itself looks great but there's much more potential. For a game like Blade Symphony graphics are just as important as gameplay.

Blade Symphony has something I've never seen before in it's genre of game. It's hard to pinpoint what it is that makes this game so enjoyable. Maybe it's the online servers with hundreds of people to meet, duel and make friends with. Maybe it's how well it works and co-operates with it's players. Maybe it's just the whole game!

In closing, I think Blade Symphony is a fantastic and cutting edge game in it's genre that is focused towards the players enjoyment of the game. I really recommend you pick it up and try this game out, I sincerly think you'll like it.
Posted 17 July, 2014. Last edited 17 July, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
26.3 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
To start off, let's do a quick summary of what Elsword is:
Elsword is a Anime Styled, Side Scrolling, Free to Play, Class-based RPG Fighter in which you are given the choice of 9 different characters to fight with, level up and "evolve" so to say. Each character has different skill trees which can be chosen to fit your personal gameplay style.
Like to play as a Free Knight and acquire pyromancer abilities? Choose Elesis! Like being a Tank for your team? Choose Chung! How about being an Archer to attack from long range? Choose Rena!

This selection of characters is great for all kinds of players and helps broaden the audience for this game. It has typical elements which you can expect from an RPG: Armour, Special weapons, potions, grinding etc. These elements fit well into the world of Elsword, helping you defeat bosses in dungeons to earn XP and gain better armour and weapons!

Speaking of bosses, there may be repetition with such bosses as Banthus but besides that, they are both challenging and rewarding. The game itself seems to get very addicting when you are trying to level up your character and get them to their next form or "evolution" as I've said before. The stamina bar is used to prevent addiction. This bar is gradually used up as you complete dungeons and once you are out of stamina you cannot do any more dungeons for the day. Stamina is refilled every day though as well as having unlimited stamina at weekends so all you fanatics can play to your hearts content.

In closing, I believe Elsword is a fun, vibrant and addicting game and I recommend it to all of you anime or RPG lovers.
Posted 21 April, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
I'm not sure how to feel about this game. When I first saw it I thought it would be fantastically fun but when I finally bought it and played a little I found it quite boring and very easy to complete. I think I may have been affected by the videos I watched, making me aware of practically everything in the game with no surprises left for me to discover. I also believe this game has very little replay value even with the collectible and mod support, they don't seem to add much difference to the game.

Personally I believe I could have spent my money in a better way but, of course, it's too late now. If I were to give this game a rating, I would give it a 4/10. This is just my opinion and it seems I am in the minority here so I'm sure most of you will enjoy this game but I really didn't.
Posted 21 April, 2014. Last edited 21 April, 2014.
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20 people found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For the lazy people: Viscera Cleanup Detail is a fantastic game and I greatly recommend it to all

Now that we have that out of the way, let's get into detail...(s- see what I did there? I'm so funny)

Viscera Cleanup Detail is a simulator-esque game in which you are put in the position of a "hygien technician" (or Janitor for you simple folk). You are given the task of cleaning up several rooms of a sci-fi scene where there has been a tragic and gory disaster. You must wipe the floors, walls and even ceilings which are coated in blood and dirt with body parts scattered amongst the mess.

My expierence of this game is minor but impacted. Although I might not have had this game for long, I seem to have grown quite fond to it. Although, while I was mopping up giblets, I thought "Why is a game about being a janitor of all things so intriguing?" and you may be asking that yourself, reader. I find that this game is great and fun to play because it something different aswell as being relaxing. (apart from the odd moments when you spill a dirty bucket or break a light, then ♥♥♥♥ gets frustrating)

We as gamers are used to running around gunning aliens and opponents to death, leaving a trail of destruction and gore in our path but with Viscera Cleanup Detail, we see how the person who has to clean up after us feels. We are put on the other side of the fence with VCD. Also, as I've stated, it's very relaxing compared to the fast-paced, time-limited shooters most of us play on a regular basis. Not to mention that VCD is very self-rewarding when you get to your office and see that you've left the previous area perfectly spick and span.

In summary: I thoroughly recommend this game because of it's calming vibe, difference and it's ability to transform something so mundane into something appealing and fun to play.
Posted 20 April, 2014. Last edited 21 April, 2014.
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9.4 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Amazing fun. If you havn't got this game already, get ready to feel my 5 rocket, cluster shooting, rapid fire, laser guided bazooka up your ass!
Posted 3 February, 2014.
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