John Pork
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Dungeon Master
500 XP
 
 
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CSGO Warmup Round (27th October 2016)
Mike: I agree with your statement Joshua.
Josh: What was my statement?
Mike: We're only on here to waste time.
Owain: All we're doing is filling the void in our life and killing some time before we die.
Me: I wouldn't rather spend it any another way.
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Eibon 25 Nov, 2024 @ 7:16am 
i was walking one day, and i saw him, then he out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nowhere johned all over my pork
then i porked all over his john
Vadim 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
nasty man
VECD 31 Aug, 2024 @ 4:59am 
NOOB
JUST A LOW+ FROM 1.6 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm 
+rep Really good and funny player
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Kaimaani 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:37am 
ggs!