Cornuto
Cornuto   Los Angeles, California, United States
 
 
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Delve into the realms of dirty clothes, retro video games, parental gaslighting, and sibling revolt as Ashley, the Business major dropout who got punished into management of her father's old business. Forced into a daily grind of laundry loads, gum removal, toilet plunging, and picking up after the mysterious stranger who leaves discarded bottles, newspapers, and food wrappers behind every night after she closes the store, and all this without being able to wash her hands... ever.

Her only release from this hellhole is to revive the forgotten video arcade in the back room. Earning enough to unlock new upgrades such as renovation, more cabinets, games, and even a jukebox over time. Despite Ashley's inability to remember the office safe's combination, she manages to get it open every night, making the player wonder why she didn't set out as a bank heist specialist instead.

Things I'd love to see in the sequel (and there will be a sequel):
- Laundry and Arcades are all about coins and the owner's love/hate relationship with them as the source of both income and frustration. I'd like to see the monetary system converted to quarters and make the business of collecting and hauling the quarters and clearing jams in the machines part of the game.
- More RPG elements. Arcades are a people business, and though there's plenty of emails and chats in the office computers, customers are more like background art in this game.
- Vending machines are shown in this game but you can't interact with them. That's another profit stream the player could manage.
- The most unrealistic thing about this game is a laundromat where no machine appears to ever break down, get overloaded, or overfilled with soap. Customers can grow impatient and territorial in a laundromat, and I was hoping for some chaos from them even though the focus of the game is on the business in the back room.
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› ALi CaPWNy 🐴 ✈ 🐟 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:36am 
And many best holiday wishes to you Mr. Cornnuts :P
› ALi CaPWNy 🐴 ✈ 🐟 29 Dec, 2010 @ 7:15pm 
Or do you have them too?
› ALi CaPWNy 🐴 ✈ 🐟 29 Dec, 2010 @ 7:15pm 
You are CORN NUTS!