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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:24am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:30am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:37pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:57am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:14am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 2:13pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:17am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:57am