I suck at games, I have a big clit

Fun fact about Hermit Crabs, despite global events they remained completely unaffected by the 2008 housing crisis and economic stall of international trade.

The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

Hey you, yeah you ♥♥♥♥♥, enjoying the look? I bet you do, dirty ♥♥♥♥, prepare for cancer in the rest of this description.

God has been dead for a very long time. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Potato is the only world in the english language that starts with "P" and ends in "otato".

Do not fear the care bear, he only seeks your rear.

Oh it is quite funny what I'd do for some honey.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ kid, I need a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza.

You swing at THE CHAMP, you better not miss.

What the ♥♥♥♥ is Oatmeal?

ayo ion know if its cause of my brain rotted self but this ♥♥♥♥ was kinda mid