Hey this is Mike, from the small wiener club. I'm reaching out about your application. We've reviewed it and unfortunately your wiener is absolutely, well, massive. It looks like somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on that thing, unfortunately we just don't think you would fit in our club. As always thanks for your time and good luck.

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