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Scrinkly and bingus 4 Apr @ 1:02am 
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MonkeyApe 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30am 
gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the colour has drained and she looks colourless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything

he takes one look at there and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
Johanni 14 Aug, 2021 @ 5:22am 
WHAT AN IUWUW MOMENT UQWUUWUWWUUW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sbr 13 Aug, 2021 @ 6:35am 
这个人是个黑鬼