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36.1 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Very good remake. Now remake Resident evil 5, the best resident evil, hot take I don't care. Dead Space remake I think is slightly better but they are both great action horror shooters.
Posted 30 September, 2024.
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160.6 hrs on record (60.8 hrs at review time)
Rats with Gatling guns and Nuclear Bombs fighting fr*nch peasants who have worse technology than Kenya. Don't Write a review unless you own Immortal empires, you will complain just like total war warhammer 2 players that refuse to buy mortal empires. The game is built around the mortal empires mode and everyone has known this since 2018. Do not buy the base game and cheap out on getting immortal empires mode.

The Total war Series is the best real time strategy game, most RTS games literally at that matters is how much you can spam actions per minute, this is not strategy, this is management. There is a reason RTS games other than Total War sell poorly in the west, because we aren't all adderall fueled spammers that think playing at 200 actions per minute is fun, for 8 hours, until we die from heart attack in a cafe, that we abuse by buying one small black coffee and then living in 16 hours a day.
Posted 15 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Literally Mordhau, this game is not Chivalry at all. I have 2000 hours in chivalry and this game does not even have the same type of combat system. It is closer to for honor than chivalry. Instead of nerfing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Feints and swing manipulation that were hyper abused so heavily that chivalry 1 died, they just replaced the entire combat system with an entirely different one. I mean for gods sake Pirates Vikings and Knights 2 is more similar to chivalry 1 than chivalry 2 is.

The game should be titled Chivalry Stamina warfare.

Posted 12 December, 2022.
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136.1 hrs on record (32.0 hrs at review time)
Broken Rockstar Client.
Posted 24 February, 2021.
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36.8 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
Very long resident evil game, and a pretty fun.
Posted 2 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,300.8 hrs on record (164.8 hrs at review time)
Best and most features of any strategy game ever made in history. So many factions, so many troops, so many mechanics. This is a game for people that get bored of games.
Posted 25 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
249.1 hrs on record (78.9 hrs at review time)
The best casual co-op shooter game ever made in history of mankind. Its not the best coop competitive shooter(L4D2). Its not the best hardcore gamer coop game(dayZ). Its the best CASUAL fun co-op campaign game of all time. Doom eternal by yourself like a sad f**ck seems boring compared to playing with 1-3 other real people in coop legendary halo 1-2-3- or reach with skulls and microphones.

Single player games are dying, and multiplayer games or coop enabled single player are going to replace them. Nobody aparently wants to be alone for even 12 seconds, everyones using discord 6 hours a day and everything else these days, so PVE and PVP games are just better if you are a person, and they are in the long run more gameplay and enjoyment per dollar than some sundance festival trash that IGN rates great like Death Stranding that in real life is objectively not as fun as playing a PVE game with real people and having laughs or PVP games and their ablility of giving you motivation energy to win from them being a salty tryhard toxic multiplayer competitive game like overwatch.
Posted 6 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
95.0 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
You think overwatch is toxic and anger inducing? The entire game is snipers camping the objectives. It is uniquely horrible from the 100+ multiplayer games Iv played, In that you dont have fun losing, no matter what. You just get headshotted by a camper and die. DayZ, a game with perma death has less campers, and less toxic tryharding and Iv played dayZ a-lot. It seems fun when you win, but then is 10 times worse when you constantly get snipe camped, or killed by people that literally camp for 20+ minutes to kill just you. No other game has this level of infestation of extreme camping.

The devs even put in a whisper system to indicate that players are within the boss lair, so the last fun part of the game, fighting people at close/medium range/using sound is gone, and all the campers just hide outside the lair area or camp the clues. This game is so long gone, that if they nerfed camping, it would just die, all the losers that main this game and hide in a tree to kill people trying to evac the map, would just stop playing and move on.

Its supposed to be a game about hunting people and stalking them, but its more like a fat american version of it with a guy in a deer stand waiting an hour to see a deer that he set bait for, then saying hes a master hunter gatherer.

Playing games that give you a fair chance will make you understand why this game has only 2k players left, and is barely doing better than warhammer 2 vermintide. Crytech is going to die from this game, I predict it. It has so much potential, but everyone quits the game from horrendous camping and 1hko, and then gets told "dur learning curve". As someone who got over some of the learning curve, with multiple 4/5 kill games(alot in this game), its not worth playing a game thats sure, rewarding when you win, but is often disgusting and demoralizing when you lose, from the sheer lack of things, besides camping yourself, you could have done to not die.

This game isnt hunt:showdown, its hunt:assassinate.

EDIT THEY STOPPED PAYING FOR SERVERS SO 95% OF THE TIME THE GAME TELLS YOU TO COME BACK ANOTHER TIME, ERROR e030001x SERVERS TOO FULL.
Posted 3 January, 2020. Last edited 25 February, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
293.6 hrs on record (154.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very Good building game. Encouraging alphas, seeing as how most of them are piles of **** that never get patched. (cough*** dayZ)
Posted 6 August, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
53.6 hrs on record (46.0 hrs at review time)
SOLID SHOOTER. Has some of the best feeling gunplay of any game in existance. This game is TIMELESS for a zombie shooter!
Posted 4 July, 2014.
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