I am the Spoon Collector
I spawn in a home, loot for spoons and a backpack
Eat and drink only in ratio to my spoons
1 spoon = 1 meal, 1 spoon = 1 drink
I am the Spoon Collector
10 or 11 backpacks full of spoons
Kill zombies with only spoons
Cannot fight more than one zombie at a time because the spoon Gods are unkind
I am the Spoon Collector
Decorate home with spoons in shapes of larger spoons
Leave a spoon in the doorway of every looted home
Break into homes only using spoons
I am the Spoon Collector
Go out side one day starving because of spoon fasting ritual
The horde has cometh for my spoons
Take as many as I can with me
Kill me please I beg
I am the Spoon Collector
I survive miraculously, running through the horde
The spoon gods grant me speed
I am the Spoon Collector
My spoon-base is overun
Run into the woods, my injuries are severe
The spoon gods grant me solace in the afterlife
I am the Spoon Collector

Thx for all you help :D

hey, I'm gonna be on TF2 tomorrow if you wanna help me get some achievements and items, also I have team speak on this computer now.

Budd let me know when you are on Team Fortress and we can get some achieves. :3

Sorry for anyone that just got spammed by me entering and exiting tf2, im messing with launch options and huds.

Better!
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