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and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg
😶
It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something
nasty waiting at the far end.
(Maskerade)
🤑
"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead
by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business
product: a really sharp-looking report."
-- Dave Barry
😱
"What man has done, man can aspire to do."
-- Jerry Pournelle, about space flight
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laser, n.:
Failed death ray.
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Automobile, n.:
A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
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Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
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