I can't believe its not butter

RIP to a real one. Kidnapped and cannibalized by the leader of NAFO and the anthropomorphized Shamrock Shake known as Qeb, the "Gorta Mór ♥♥♥♥♥" has been slowly scribing his gay slash fic in the comments while keeping up the pretense that the Russiod is still alive by playing indie slop and posting vatnik cope on discord

taras banderanenko has lost the laptop :( the 14.75 petabytes of gay porn that was on there when he found it finally crippled the system into unusability. now russian's soul can finally rest as per her mother's wishes

damn it taras banderanenko, give russian's laptop back to her mother. think of all the toilets she could buy and not be able to use since they don't have indoor plumbing. hasn't the nation of russia suffered enough humiliation?

An Ukranian warrior took his laptop after killing Russia if you see her playing it's actually a thieving Ukranian please do not allow them to desecrate the memory of our dear friend like this

this page is a memorial.
he sadly lost his dong and balls after being drafted to fight in ukraine.
please refer to him with she/her pronouns now.