Trade rules

1. I know all useful scams, so dont try to scam me
2. Be polite and fair
3. Downgrade=Overpay



Any begging/asking for free items/donation requests = instant block without any exception, I repeat NO exception to that rule, period. You ask for free item = you're blocked, I don't care about any circumstances at all.

F.A.Q. (I hate myself for doing this)
Q: How you got all the stuff you own
A: Trading, that's all. And scamming kids. (btw, for those tens of people who don't get it, that's a joke, I wouldn't be as stupid as to scam other people and anyone who thinks that I would is a moron)

Q: Do you bet on lounge?
A: No, never. I don't even know the teams, it's like mouse or something? Dunno

Q: Do you open cases?
A: The only case I would open would be about your murder

Q: Would you lend me something?
A: No
Q: Even if I say pleaaaaase?
A: No
Q: Pls, pls, pls, pls, it can be anything
A: No
Q: Any knife?
A: No
Q: An AK?
A: Okay then, I can do that
Q: Really?
A: No

Q: I am poor, can you do me a favour?
A: You are going to start begging, aren't you?

Q: Are you a streamer or something?
A: No, I can barely run CS:GO

Q: Why do you have so many knives?
A: Why do you have so many stupid questions?

Q: Would you want to play with me sometime?
A: At best I would love to play with your corpse

Q: What's your CS:GO rank?
A: This is the same as the Fight Club, its 1st rule is not to talk about it