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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 4:12pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 4:35pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:22pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 5:38pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:41am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:32am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:01pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 5:09pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 3:36pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 4:25pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 2:55pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 5:25pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 4:24pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 5:18pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 3:57pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 4:14pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 3:00pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 3:32pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:18pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:52pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 4:22pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:35am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:55pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:22pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:17pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:41am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 3:01pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 4:43pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 5:27pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 5:27pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 4:16pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 2:16pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 4:03pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 5:30pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 2:10pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 5:15pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 4:15pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
7 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
1 / 30
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