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Manhattan Beach, California, United States 
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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
attracted to dark objects.
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I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
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Mr. Universe: "You guys always bring me the very best violence."
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System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes
living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
-- Death is obviously not a dog person
(Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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