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26 of 32 (81%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 3:49pm

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:15pm

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:09pm

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:22pm

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:50pm

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:06pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:58pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 6:23am

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 6:13am

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 6:43am

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:23pm

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:04am

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 8:01am

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:44pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:58pm

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 4:59pm

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 2:01pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 2:02pm



Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
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