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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:18am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:45pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:09am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:39pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:22am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:25am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:15pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:05pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:31pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:57am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:08am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:06am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:50am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:55am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:36am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:58am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:18am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:49am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:52am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:45am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:45am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:59am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:46pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:10am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:35am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm