Recent reviews by crab champions champion

not malware

my wife left me

this is like in essence a goodish game dont get me wrong, i just dont like it compared to mainline games and other games.

the music is a bit generic but serviceable, the art is good if ur into that.
early game is very long and very easy (guessing full game is 40+ minutes based on 16 minute stage 3)

for once the visibility is very very good for the most part, apart from the bunny shots on stage 3, its very clear what u have to dodge. i liked stage 2 bossy a lot, the slash kinda attacks were a nice addition.

get this if u run out of games idk, except for the last attack, pointdevice alone is worthwhile on normal + hard.

standard mode i havent really bothered with but u get a boatload of lives and reisen + sanae have insanely broken bombs so the difficulty is kinda cooked some parts are insanely easy if u just play cheese and some parts are insanely difficult.

if you play no cheese its very hard but u get like 20 lives or something in a run anyway so its not impossible.

is free

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misclicked my way into arrange mode and exploded
very cool

dont get this

bro..

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