hi bowl cut, I was consulting buisness with my other CEO friends and I noticed an error in our accounting. It seems you still owe us for a copy of "how to come to terms with your small ♥♥♥♥ and balls". We were wondering if maybe you could pay us back?

"Where there is a flesh key, there must be a flesh door" Izaro says, as he rams Marauder's buttocks deep from behind with all of his might. Marauder then quickly Leap Slams behind him and bends him over, to which Izaro shouts "By the goddess, what ambition! An emperor must know precisely where he stands".

As Marauder is about to drench Izaro with a hot load of ♥♥♥, he moans a quiet "Complex machinations converge to a single act of power."

After he wipes his eyes full of ♥♥♥, they hear movement in the Enchantment Room. In horror, Izaro screams "The Goddess, is watching!"

Chillin on a weekend like usual, watching Spongebob and Scooby-Dooby-Doo, she took the wires to my Playstation she doin too much. I didn't wipe my butt I just pooped and got up. She got the cutest daughter so I went to pick her up, then almost tossed her cause she really kicked me right in my nuts. I had to put some ice on em'.

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

such a weeb with that Spike pfp
who even has pfps of anime characters

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