Recent reviews by Bowiii

would give 10/10 if i could destroy the candle maker in mortal combat, but a 9/10 will do for now

Golf with your friends is a co-op, party-game, fun-for-all kind of game.

UNTIL THOSE F*CKERS HIT YOUR BALL.
GOLF WITH FRIENDS? NAH, IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOLF WITH YOUR ARCH-NEMESES.

I WON'T FORGET D:<

I warned my friends to stay away from the Shaped Glass, but now they're addicted.
They won't quit taking that stuff man.

I'm telling them, they're gonna get addicted, they're gonna never wanna go back.
Worst thing is, they're mixing the Glass with the Teddy bears. They're becoming numb monsters!

SEND HELP, PLEASE I'M BEGGING

It's sad to see the bare minimum become too much for a company like Valve.

3.048 hours later and I'm still taming this T-Rex.
All time high Immersion.

I've never been so happy to see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' rock in my life.

That f*cker Garry owes me money.
2.485 hrs in and I still can't find him.

I will though.
I will.