Recent reviews by Botafogo of War

fun for a couple of hours, sometimes anoying

its ok, i guess, still prefer the originals and Angelina Jolie movies, its not nostalgia, they were just better, the movies were what the games were

this game can be summarized to one sentence

- what happens when Portal and my philosophy classes met and instead of faling asleep, i had an existential crisis

now i need to buy a new pc and the second one to have yet another crisis, at least in gaming

great game, realy shows that Supergiant knows how to lake a short yet compelling game, fun and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ torture at the same time, try 100€ing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥

nice and relaxing, what else can i say, you wont play it for long or often, but when you play you will take a deep breath and relax

you play it basically for the achievements, otherwise is a flash game that loses its charm after the first 10min

best 1,60€ ive ever spent on a game, simple and fun, but...

- no soundtrack, its just wind noise and a cheap cash register noise, after 5min it becomes anoying, nothing that cant be fixed, still have like a ambient score, like Aphex or Eno

- the score is rigged against to you, combos end as soon as you arent near anyting or the multipliers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow, like the game despises you

- the controls leave a lot to desire, slow and some times unpredictable and you cant change the keys

in the end is simple and fun, you pay what you get and for the price cant see anything better

great game great fun, until you go online

you can be on a clean server and they will still punt you out, i've lost count on how many races i've lost to some ♥♥♥♥♥ who cant drive for ♥♥♥♥♥

its as beautiful as it is terryfing to play

- its gorgeous and faithful to the original movie, i watched the movie after finishing the game and noticed details that i missed or never knew what they were all about, the door logos and hypersleep for example

- the Xenomorph is so well made the first time i saw it, i was horrified and astound, that i shot at him just to see him up close and lost 1h of progress, but dindt care

- criticism, very little, apart the fact that the Xenomorph spawns the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area and never leaves, a game with 8h story campaign took me 20h to finnish just beacuse some of the areas were impossible to move because he would always be there and i couldnt move, at one time i was 15min in a locker beacuse the Xenomorph wouldnt leave the place, when i did i immediately died and lost an 1:15min of progress, also buggy and glitchy as ♥♥♥♥ specialy when youn climb the camera jerks arround and the Flamethrower fuel tank makes noise even whe full tank our when you select another item and you dont have full tank and continues to make noise

its a must play for all Alien or horror fans to jizz all over this game with an over accelareted heartrate, beathaking as Keanu, if not better, the game came out at the same time as my PC and the graphics and visuals sill weld up incredilby well, unilke my PC, great gameplay, has its flaws but almost under the radar for the game in general

overhall, 9/10, will play again

for new players, yeah play it, but for those that have been playin the original for over 20 years, the next bit is for you

- its completly different from the original, now thats not that bad, the spirit is still there, but, the flow of the gameplay is the originals on fast foward that is crazy, before writing this i did a run on THPS2 original on the Warehouse and felt so slow compared to what i'm playing now, i know about the new systems but even in thps2 game mod, its still too fast and breaks the flow entirely, what used to be like a water slide, now is like a waterfall

- the learning curve is so much worse than before, now instead of using money to buy sats, you have to collect specific points to unlock the stat points, rather than just buying them, witch causes to go back and foward on the tour maps, for example, on Hanger i could to in 1 run all the objectives, now is 2 runs, School takes me 3 or 4 runs, have to go to France to get those points and go back to finish School

- the tricks are different and the list of tricks is way shorter than the original, its almost laughable if the customization wasnt improved dramatically

- edit, i forgot this bit, the handle of the characters is OP as ♥♥♥♥, you carry too much speed or you have nothing at all, either you overshoot it or you come way too short, but is a question of getting used to it, until than is frustating as ♥♥♥♥

- the worst is the soundtrack, not just the song are censored, is the new ones that ♥♥♥♥ it up, machine gun kelly, you realy are takin the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss with this piece of ♥♥♥♥♥, the only good thing i can say about this ♥♥♥♥ is thank you, for pulling all his retarded fans in Alive festival this year to make a mosh pit, witch allowed me to get to the front row to see QOTSA, witch was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, apart from that ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥

overwall, is great, its still THPS like i loved just like i did over 20 years a go, its just a bit frustrating to get used to it and not boot it up for a quick one and suck arse at it rather than putting Goldfinger and do 500000pts combos on the spot, like i used to, still do on the original but, its a question of time and as long i have Goldfinger, Primus and the Dub Pistols, i'm fine, and so will you