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Yusko, Yusko, Yuuuuummy-Yummy Yusko

😂 does he know

What the devil does that even mean

Like a sheet white winter field covered in a fresh layer of snow, unperturbed by man, there stands, if for only the briefest of moments, the empty Steam comment section. That is: empty until some speedy, enterprising soul arrives on the scene. Keyboard ready, fingers quaking in anticipation. Hastily, they hammer out their message to the world, the one to address the serenity of that blank, digital canvas below a Steam page. They write, FIRST! Or second. The question, then, is: why might there be a premium placed on being early? And why might there be additional status in claiming that earliness via comments? And why does it get a rise out of people. Why people like being first at things. Why is… Steam… of all places… a major host to the first phenomena?

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