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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:44am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 5:00am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 4:06pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:11pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:33pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 2:54pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2018 @ 11:18am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 7:14am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:34am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 10:16pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 5:06pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 7:14am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 5:09am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:21pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2018 @ 6:26am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:29am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:19pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 4:42pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2018 @ 5:51am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 10:33pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 7:14am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 7:41am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2018 @ 11:18am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 10:40pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 4:49am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:53am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 6:16am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2018 @ 8:01am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2018 @ 10:40pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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