Recent reviews by Boris™

It's an evil, cruel world out there, and "Woodle Tree Adventures" opened my eyes to the reality of it all. You are born into a life of crime. From the day you are born, you are running around collecting debts owed to the family, being fruit, of course. If they can't pay up, then their tears will suffice. Sometimes you have to use force, because sometimes they fight back. Your only weapon is a leaf, but I swear I have yet to see a leaf capable of so much pain and destruction in all my years as this one, and I've seen a lot of leaves, my house has windows. All it takes is one fell swoop and any retaliator or rebel is vanquished. Sometimes innocent lives are lost as well, caught in the crossfire, however some live to complain and tell the tale and must be taken care of later. Their deaths are most tragic and graphic; they fall backwards as a sign of submission, then right after they give a little "squee" they burst into white flakes, completely vanishing from existance. Families will forever be torn apart, populations drastically affected by the murders, but you remain unphased. This is what you were meant to do, and you do it with a smile. I value the time I've spent playing "Woodle Tree Adventures", as it has shown me a side of this world that I would have never seen outside of my bubble. It not only immerses us in the hard life of crime, but has an underlying message of love for one's family and how far people or small tree creatures will go to do what is best for the family.