" Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes. "
~GMan

"It's a Beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, Flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... S h o u l d B e B u r n i n g I n H e l l. " ~Sans

"If it's hostile, you kill it" ~Hunter, Metro 2033

"Reese 2.0? Damn, sounds like the perfect ♥♥♥♥♥♥." ~Wesley Norton

"If the number of things that offend you is more than five, you are insane." ~Maddox

"I was dragged into a secret underwater research facility via the slimy tentacles of a shapeshifting big breasted catgirl where i spoke to a redhead with equally enourmous breasts about the oncoming storm and how devastating it will be if it hits the town." ~Ava

"Anon doesn't throw, he CHUCKS." ~Wesley Norton

"No." ~Chris Madzy

"So yeah, long story short: I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥..." ~Bigly

"You IDIOT, In this world, it's kill or be killed." ~Flowey

"The kill streak at school this year is 4." ~Brandon Bartocci

"Yes." ~Gabe Newell

"I spend a lot of time with the real me, and believe me, nobody is gonna love that guy."
~Bojack Horseman

"I am upset that you didn't choose MY way." ~Chris Madzy

"We breath air. Trees give us air. Homework comes from trees, therefore, homework kills us."

"SOMETHING.... HAPPENED..." ~me upon learning my HD was 23% fragmented

"I cast greenflame blade!" ~Scott Bussert

"Have you heard of Alec Wynters?" ~Scott Bussert

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." ~Edgar Allen Poe

"Sometimes crazy is the best way to go." ~Urdnot Wrex

"OH NO!" ~Joseph Joestar

"This is what they call Cabin Fever." ~Chris Madzy

"Lets drink to friends who have left us far behind" ~Lucky Boys Confusion

"♥♥♥♥ my life, man, just ♥♥♥♥ it." ~Franklin

"Then Ima be home to help y'all do meth and ♥♥♥♥" ~Bigly

"Rock over london, Rock on Chicago. Blockbuster Video: What a difference!" ~Wesley Willis

"hOI!! Im tEMMIE!!!" ~Temmie

"Where is Reese? I need him to do some manual labor." ~SuicideGeek

"Now you stay in that corner and let us T-pose!" ~Anonemuss

"I am professionally depressed." ~Bigly

"It was a war of attrition, and I was the trench." ~Bigly

"KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE YOUR GREAT YOU TOO!" ~Crazy Borderlands 2 civilian.

"I will not believe in anything i can not scientifically understand" ~Twilight Sparkle

"Will someone tell little miss nazi to shut up?" ~Bigly

"What fun is there in making sense?" ~Discord

"Im Old Gregg!" ~Old Gregg

"Do you want a Coke or anything?" ~Donald Trump

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." -George Carlin

"Why have a Civilization if we are no longer interested in being Civilized?" ~God Bless America

"I'm so Frustrated, I could just Destroy EVERYTHING!" ~Me

"Why does life have to be so ironic!?" ~Sweetie Belle

"The only thing I got stolen was my phone, by the cops." ~Alexander

"Some People Need A High Five, To the Face, With A Chair."

"Fish are not Animals, they are Sea Monsters."

"When you wish upon a star, You're a few million lightyears late. The Star is Dead, Just Like Your Dreams."

"Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions."

"Im going to take your silence as consent." ~Tierne

"Trying to make popcorn is like the RNG of cooking"

"I walk this empty street, on the boulevard of dankest memes" ~Jon Sudano

"I have so much strength inside of me that you don't even KNOW what I could do! if the world wont love me THEN I SHALL TEACH IT TO FEAR ME INSTEAD!" ~Sweetie Bot

"FUN LEVELS WILL BE AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY! I shall acquire my yo yo, hammer, and other objects of FUN!" ~Sweetie Bot

"BECAUSE EVENTUALLY EVERYTHING TURNS TO BLOOD!" ~slomozovo

"IF YOU PUT ENOUGH COLOR INTO THINGS, MAYBE PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU!" ~slomozovo

"A smile will get you far, but a smile and a gun will get you further." ~Al Capone

"Let's get rich!" ~Wolf

"You know what they say, 8th times the charm." ~Suicidegeek

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not." - Blood Mage, Warcraft 3

"Los Santos: Tokyo Drift" ~Reaper

"Daily reminder that spam is rude and cancerous" ~Mestari

"Where the hell do they get all the ram heads!??!" ~Bigly

"Suck a ♥♥♥♥ gayboy" ~Mestari

"I don't know about you guys, but Im leaving nothing behind!" ~Dallas

"Who am I? well, they call me the King." ~Simon Pegg, The World's End

"Why does everyone use the mouse to click?"~SuicideGeek

"Everyone loves me for my past, but they always hate me in the present. why cant you just leave me somewhere in the middle?" A Day To Remember

"Whats the matter, David? never taken a shortcut before?" ~Shaun of the dead

"A story is supposed to start at the beginning, Aint so simple with this one." ~Bastion

"♥♥♥♥♥ you crazy! i cant afford an xbox!" ~Fairy Wish Prince

"Evan! Listen with your ears, not your ass!" ~Wesley Norton

"You've become such a cuck." ~Mestari

"Dont waste your time on me, your already the voice inside my head." ~Blink-182

"Pokemon, Sonic, and Rainbow Dash. The Autism Trifecta!" ~Brian Scruggs

"When they come for me I was sitting at my desk with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest singing my my my how the time must fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night." ~Streetlight Manifesto

"Kiregan Freem chews on your corpse!" ~Kiregan Freem

"I don't enjoy this craziness!" ~me

"I've had way tougher jobs..." ~Neirovillian

"You're two bolts short of a droid." ~Neirovillian

10:03 PM - Reese: its a saturday

"My childhood imaginary friend turned out to be a schizophrenia" ~Alexander

"My ♥♥♥♥♥ is bitchier than your ♥♥♥♥♥." ~ Reese

"I need my antipsychotics." ~ Alexander

"Its officer Chambers to you! and dont call me a little girl!" ~Rebecca Chambers, RE0

"No" ~Ozaro (CptEvanRedBear)

"Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need Bahamut." ~Billy-Bob (Wesley Norton)

"You can't change anything unless you can discard part of yourself too. to surpass monsters, you must be willing to abandon your humanity." ~Armin Arlert (Attack on titan)

"Don't lose your way!" ~Kill La Kill

"Death is a reality that must be accepted" ~Vermun (Reese)

"You are now my pet!" ~Lullaby

"Later, Bro." ~Kamina (Gurren Lagann)

"Who the hell do you think I am?" ~Kamina (Gurren Lagann)

"I'd ♥♥♥♥ Dave." ~Brian Scruggs

"Actually, It's like 4chan, you would probably like it." ~Scimitar

"Express deliver shotgun to my house" ~Beatstorm

8:33 PM - Reese: Im not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ philosopher in words

"Nah." ~System Shock 2

Alexander: Reese drama queen 2014

Alexander: Seals are just dog-mermaids

Alexander: How much weed did i put in this weed

Alexander: Someone turned the gravity up

Alexander: Planets are like space islands

"The RPG is my spirit animal" ~Mestari

Alexander: If we were potatoes, you would be a hot potato, and I would be a baked potato

Alexander: space is called space because there is a lot of space.

Alexander: It'd be easier, if they made ketchup flavored fries

Alexander: you guys need to open your eyes so you can listen to me

Alexander: Socks are just carpets for everywhere

Alexander: Dippin Dots is like alphabet soup for blind people