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Even with under 2 hour playtime VALVE is constantly trying to give me the runner with the money spent on the game, giving refusal to refund while not citing any reason as to why.

I can hole-in-one every part of this game and I'm having more affairs than Tiger Woods

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Dead. Rip in Shazbot.

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Played it for 7 hours, spent $7 on it. I couldn't even recommend this game if it were released for free. Utterly terrible game and a tragic direction for the Crysis series to have taken. It is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you do not purchase this travesty.

0/10 Would return to the store. Thanks for reminding me to never pre-order games again.

I tried this for about an hour. Much like Minecraft, it is a good way to test if you have some form of autism.

Playing for more than an hour might require a visit to a doctor. Mundane to the extreme.