What makes me a good Demoman?
If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?
Lets do it!
Not on of ya' is gonna' survive this.
One crossed wire, one wayward picnh of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE!
I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclopse.
They've got more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness then they've got the likes of me.
So...
...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure.
Prancin' aboot with your head full of eye balls! Come at me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a wiff of the 'ol brimestone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!

Oh there going to have to glue you back together... in hell!