Bobz
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Soccer with cars? Sure, that's a real thing. Do you understand how dangerous that could be? Right now, the leading cause of the death in The United States of America is heart disease, last year killing more than 650,000 Americans (25% of deaths on a normal year). Car soccer would for sure double, no, triple that. That is 1950000 deaths. Just look around you. Chances are person you just passed over with your eyes will die to such an immature activity.

Additionally, to call car soccer a "sport" is an immature statement at best. Normal soccer is barely a sport. Idc that some Christian Ronald guy used his little feetsies to kick a ball into a net. Speaking of which, that net is like a football field wide. Legit, a 2 ton sheep with 4 broken legs and Parkinsons could kick a "goal."

So please, do yourself a favor and do not engage in any idiotic car soccer. You have a likely chance of passing away due to such a horrible act.

But then again.....Fortune does favor the bold......
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Soccer with cars? Sure, that's a real thing. Do you understand how dangerous that could be? Right now, the leading cause of the death in The United States of America is heart disease, last year killing more than 650,000 Americans (25% of deaths on a normal year). Car soccer would for sure double, no, triple that. That is 1950000 deaths. Just look around you. Chances are person you just passed over with your eyes will die to such an immature activity.

Additionally, to call car soccer a "sport" is an immature statement at best. Normal soccer is barely a sport. Idc that some Christian Ronald guy used his little feetsies to kick a ball into a net. Speaking of which, that net is like a football field wide. Legit, a 2 ton sheep with 4 broken legs and Parkinsons could kick a "goal."

So please, do yourself a favor and do not engage in any idiotic car soccer. You have a likely chance of passing away due to such a horrible act.

But then again.....Fortune does favor the bold......
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WankOFF 20 May @ 4:31am 
Liam had a solid morning routine: wake up, hit the gym, take his vitamins, and head to work. After a tough workout, he felt drained and energized, ready to tackle the day. He grabbed a bottle from the kitchen counter, didn’t think twice—his friend Dave had given him the pills. He tossed back two, figuring they were vitamins, and washed them down.

By the time he sat at his desk, something felt off. His heart raced, his skin flushed, and his legs jittered nonstop. He tried to focus on work, but every sound felt too loud. His energy was through the roof, but not in the usual way.

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Hours later, Liam checked the bottle. His stomach dropped. Viagra.

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UNKz 5 May @ 2:04am 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
THE_DESOMATOR 29 Mar @ 4:31pm 
My Dearest Bobz,

Where do I even begin? You’ve brought so much light into my life that words sometimes feel too small to capture the depth of my feelings for you. From the way you smile to the quiet moments we share, everything about you feels like home. In your presence, I find peace, joy, and a love that grows stronger each day.

You’ve shown me what it means to be truly cared for and understood. Your kindness, your laughter, and the way you support me are treasures I hold dear. I love how we can talk for hours, or sit in comfortable silence, and it all feels just right.

You are my heart’s safe place, my reason to smile, and my greatest adventure. Thank you for being you, for being so incredibly wonderful, and for filling my life with a love that is both beautiful and pure.

Forever yours,
deso
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