I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

Look. If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize the small boy you always wanted In one moment Would you capture him Or just let him slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy. There's a sniper aimed at him already, moms upsetti. Park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready To drop an ape, but they keep on regretting What they shot down, the Internet grows so loud They open their mouth, but the memes won't stop now Provoking, how, everybody's revolting now ♥♥♥♥♥ are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow! Snap back to Cincinnati, oh, there goes M Shkreli Oh, there go CBS, they choked, they so mad but he won't Let up that easy nope, he won't have it, he knows Harambe's the only hope, it don't matter to them dopes. He knows that, but he's provoked, he's so sad, they highbrow. When he's got a hold of the ape genome, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo! This whole tragedy He better go clone that gorilla and hope they don't catch him

You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was made by some edgy ♥♥♥♥ in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o ♥♥♥♥ waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

I owe my life to JReeces. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to JReece's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.

Boy, don't even get my started on how you play in cs:go. I dont care if you call me gay, toxic, a ♥♥♥♥ boy, or even bad. But you can't call my ass broke, while you sitting over there with your one game ass with all your white level skins with yo light skin ass. I'm over here in tf2 making some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profit, while you sit next to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7/11 drinking a slurpy and eating a bag of cool ranch doritos. Not to mention that you talk to kids online with your unproductive ass, then you block my ass because you scared of getting flamed on yo profile? ♥♥♥♥♥ shut the ♥♥♥♥ up because you getting roasted the ♥♥♥♥ up. You using autos because yo ass doens't know how to one tap, then when I solve the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ solution you call my ass bad, like it even phases me like I'm gonna drink bleach or some ♥♥♥♥.