This man commited sexual acts on me, and I liked it.

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Bentaloose butthole

Oh sweet Mary & Joseph Christ, I would perform passionate sexual acts with this woman in a most profound manner. A large audience would gather to bear witness to what could only be described as the quintessential act of sexual intercourse. And somewhere between her moans of euphoria and my chafed inner thighs, there would be Truth. A truth that would speak so clearly to the human condition, to our hearts, that for a moment, everything would make sense.

I would thrust. And it would be beautiful.

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