Oi Laynet,
Velta bon Scrooj aun dulic mact schrun deisl! Ho nit sorry Tayni! Ay Vaught you was summ aughn else! Ko nejjt! Ooi Laynet, Oiiiiii!

Heloo Jarlax,
This is Skrank. How were you able to locate the Gorgul'Chka at such low TriiJ'l? It took you nominal Teb-Lang as well!! My Borl'ak will squeet his krang't when he zgwinqs this one!
Zeeeet,
Skrank

Hey Steve, next time you come over can you bring that "Salt n Peppa's, 'We Playin' Baseball In Yo House Now!!'" VHS i let you borrow a couple weeks agoooo... thx. Woops wrong steve "<~

Hey Chris, this uus Max Thunder from Strrets uf rhage thr33,,,; eygh ghuttah puup

Hi Chris, this Chyna from the WWF. Just saying what's up. Sable says what's up too...

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