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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
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I don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations.
-- Jean Anouilh
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His name is sheldon...

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Extra Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


Please respond back to us using your old email:
i_love_poof_cock@hotmail.com.au

Thank you for your patience!

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