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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 8:38am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 12:01pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 1:03pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 8:42am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 8:09am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 6:30am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2019 @ 9:08am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 2:07am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 4:55pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 4:45pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 7:10pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 1:17pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 11:04am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 10:28am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 8:40am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 12:26pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 12:45pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 8:42am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 7:18am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 3:01pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 8:11pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 10:24am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2019 @ 5:40am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 9:25am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 5:49pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 5:55am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:17am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 9:20am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 7:07am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 3:54pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 7:43am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 6:06am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 3:10am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!