my crush

So, I have recently gotten complaints on the previous ingredients. I would like to state that I have built a bit of an immunity to some of the toxic nature or a blue smith (usually me causing them). The only suggestion I can give to you as to not "inject blood filled violence and rage into your gut that will create a world war 3 in your toilet bowl till it cracks the ceramic" is to oh idk use less ingredients... It's not that hard people. Don't use so much beef broth or Dijon if you can't handle it... Not that hard people... Not that hard... . Anyways stay tuned till next time when I finally give a recipe.

Here are some amazing recipes for blue meatballs. I will now be giving the ingredients and later the recipe for making a very own blue smith:
Ground Blue: Regular ground blue
Bread Crumbs: I used his shirts
Allspice and Nutmeg: Trust me, these spices are what make him uniquely delicious.
Onion: to gather his tears for flavor
Garlic Powder: it's what makes him immune to vampires
Salt and Pepper: what gives me him his calm but yet firm demeanor

Egg: The binder for blue himself (he's 90% just eggs)
Olive Oil: only use in the summer months to give him his tanning color
Butter: good for lubricant, don't use to much other wise he will escape.
Flour: The thickener, what gives him his girth
Beef Broth: It's where his knowledge is kept (to much of this though and you will be on the toilet screaming for mercy as he destroys you)
Heavy Cream: a little filler basically to give him that mass
Worcestershire Sauce: Gives him his zank and zest if you call it, also where all his bite comes from
Dijon Mustard: depending of the day or bite this gives him his signature ♥♥♥♥ yourself attitude at times
Anyways until next time, this has been sky's cooking!

*This is an edit of my previous comment* Blue isn't a person as we all know, he's a swedish meatball as I stated in my previous comment. He's exceptional exquisite if you prepare him correctly. However similar to a puffer fish, he if not done correctly can be toxic, if not down right deadly. I have had some rather unfortunate consequences of not preparing him in correctly, which resulted in me blowing out the bottom of my toilet bowl. However when he is cooked to perfection, it feels like an oral orgasms straight from god's gracious hands. 10/10 would eat again.

Blue isn't a person. He's a swedish meatball. Extremely tasty when done right.