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Recent reviews by Bloreng

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153.1 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
Its very fun and addicting but it gets very difficult the further you progress and you lose motivation because of the difficulty. Very fun to mess around with biters.

8/10 Would annoy the ♥♥♥♥ out of biters again
Posted 17 January, 2022.
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15.2 hrs on record
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Posted 9 January, 2022.
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308.7 hrs on record (144.3 hrs at review time)
Its a super good software, the wallpapers are high quality and its nice to have bukkake tentacle hentai as wallpaper.

9/10 would get caught by mom watching hentai on my wallpaper again
Posted 12 March, 2020.
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3 people found this review funny
22.1 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
honestly the best game ive played, although some choices are really hard like if you want an omelette or bacon and eggs, best game ive played though

9/10 would cook meth in school again
Posted 13 February, 2020.
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427.0 hrs on record (409.4 hrs at review time)
Its a dope game because you can turn yourself into saddam hussein while doing a photoshoot of a teletubby standing on a stage with 10 people hanging from a tree while there is a huge swastica in the backround... or teather 10 people with a ropes on the back of a car and drive around.

9/10 would hijack a plane again
Posted 19 July, 2019.
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6.7 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
i only play COOP with my friend and its not a good idea to play with me cause ill legit get so serious i would track you down and murder your family if you do something that makes us fail the level

7/10 would cuss out friend again
Posted 19 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
29.7 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
its really fun building rockets and torturing your kerbals. its fun to bring them into orbit and then land the rocket again... or make the mistake to not bring enough fuel to actually land back on the earth, and if i do remember to bring fuel to go down to earth i forget a parachute.

5/10 would leave kerbals stuck in space again
Posted 17 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
66.7 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)
Its a very graphics card game, but the one thing i hate is that the hippos are really fast, and fat stuff shouldnt run fast, like for example, a fat sumo dude from japan or some ♥♥♥♥, he shouldnt be able to run fast. so this game is kinda unrealistic

7/10 would assassinate a giraffe again
Posted 17 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
People think this is an easy game because their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ asses think they are pro hackers, but they should let me do all the work because i am the actual pro hacker. i have hacked into multiple monster factories and i have hacked into the fbi with this game. its a hard game for noobs, but i am a god at this game because im a pro

4/10 would hack into a KFC again
Posted 17 July, 2019.
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10.2 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Its really fun when someone jumps the border, because your job is to pull out a sniper and shoot the ♥♥♥♥, but instead i just shoot a couple of innocent homies in the line

5/10 would detain innocent people again
Posted 17 July, 2019.
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