Recent reviews by Mister

JEM is cooking a dish that has more stars than the average super mario game

Um its fun and uhh you can kill enemies and umm

YOU GET PTSD WHEN PLAYING AGAINST THAT TERMINATOR SCUM
I PLAYED DIFFICULTY 3 AND IT WAS FUN
SWITCHED TO DIFFICULTY 4 AND I LOST EVERY ROUND WHERE I HAD TO HELP SCIENTISTS
WE WHERE 3 PLAYER AND EVERY TIME THOSE SH*TTERS GAINED GROUND WE WHERE OVERRUNED
GUNNED DOWN AND DRIVEN TO THE SEA

Its a lot of fun with friend

BUT FIX THE GAME CRASHES

EDIT after quite some time

NO more crashes
more fun
now i only die at diff

Goofy and scary gameplay with your friends

Im gonna list some things I like and some that I don't like at the moment in this game or just things i miss from CS:GO

Pros:
- Graphics
- Grenades
- being able to inspect grenades and tazer
- how skins look in the light

Cons:

- I want to the old buy menu
- the new hit sounds just feel wrong
- the knife seems to have less range (idk if its just me but on the nuke map in the vent i just sometimes don't hit with right click but it could be a skill issue)
- i want to see how much damage ive done after i died not after the round ends
- you can't hold right click to hold the reload animation on shotguns (idk if it impacts the game but it became a norm for me to do so after shooting a bullet and reloading)
- I prefer the 30 round game (first to 16 wins) and not the first to 13 wins
- old knife kill reward or atleast around 800


Will be updated if i find new stuff

I have no idea what im doing BUT i have fun

The game may be fun up until the BR 5.7/6.7 but after that its just a pain in the ass.
If you want to progress F2P then just get a different game because you can't have fun and get progress at the same time without suffering an extrem amount of skill issue provided by the hamster servers.


Update (13.08)

After the big strike and economy fix, the game is now more fun for me since I am able to buy the things i research way faster than before.

I hope future updates won't ruin the game while trying to fix it (it most likely will)

I would say that this game is rather disappointing compared to Just Cause 2 and 3.

+ Big Map
+ A lot of Vehicles/Weapons
+ Grappling hook upgrade gives more functionality

+/- Air to Air combat (Jets fighting other Jets)
+/- Rebel AI being more active than before

- Rebel AI sucks at doing anything
- Vehicles have limited ammo while the AI is annoying in the air
- Boring Missions
- Graphics aren't as good as the competition for its time
- The way you are getting supplies is just bad because you call a big plane carrying ONE WEAPON or a Vehicle and you can't grabling hook yourself onto the container

After playing it for over 200 hours i can say that it is a fun game but its not a game everyone can play all the time because it is starting to feel like a routine of going through several checklists and if's.
Meaning that taking breaks from the game is almost a necessity. (Depending on the person, breaks can take longer)
Constant updates and changes always bring me to come back to this game to play it.

Overall a fun game to play