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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

A Center for Ants?

Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:08am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:00pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:46pm

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:01pm

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:40pm

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:24am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:32pm

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:33am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:56pm

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:40pm

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:47am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:03pm

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:01pm

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:43pm

[REDACTED]

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:37am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:30pm

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:14am

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:54pm

Goat Got Brains

Find the Knowledge Stone
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:19pm

You Gotta Licket to Ride

Lick the flying train
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:31am



Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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