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ㅤ* I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
ㅤ* Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
ㅤ* But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!