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This game in 2008 was the homie, those who didn't play this game in 2008 probably didn't think it was the homie.

Ah the Forest. As we all know you gotta play this game on any difficulty higher than easy mode. You first were scared of being on planes so the first that happens is that you crash land in one. Then first step is to grab all the soda and other materials off the plane. Eat food too. Don't eat every mushroom. The caves are basically showing you what Planned Parenthood buildings do in real life, with all the babies in them. As everyone knows, you also get to see cthulu's grandchildren running around swinging at everything. That's where the chainsaw comes in, not only for doing your Paul Bunyan in the 21st century cosplay, but to just give them a nice cut like some prime choice USDA meat. Basically kill lizards and those things to cover your body with them so its makes you less ouch during the game. If you want to be a chad in this game, just get a girl to play with you and just run at everything.

All I gotta say is that I was in electrical and I swear to god that it wasn't me this time, I only found the body.

Do you enjoy comedy? Do you have a way to tickle someone else's funny bone? Will you actually get up on stage and do what God intended? Then look no further for this is the game for you. Are you interested in creating a moshpit on this game and terrorize a whole lobby of people into the waking hours of night like I have? Then this game is a must. I have spent over 152 hours at the time of this review and I have a lot to show for it. I was hated by a plethora of people and kicked out of rooms and off stages only because of said terror. With all the boos, cheers, jeers and catcalls of racial slurs and bigotry in this game, it is off the charts. All you have to do is just jump up on stage and someone calls you the n-word. They even had a guide on the game on how to be racist. It's exactly what most people look for in a game, why play call of duty when you can spend 5 whole dollars to do what you were born to do on this game. Develop with other people. As for my conclusion of my review, this game will stay in my library until the end of time. I look forward to seeing anyone else on there in the near future.

This game was such a maniacal waste of my time and energy as much as it was on console. It's like Mortal Kombat with a deflect, actual dodge and block/parry system in it. Why do I say it's like Mortal Kombat you ask? Because it has a similiar community, has gore in it just like MK and the toxicity of that one System Of a Down song. Every time I play this game it makes me wanna commit a war crime but obviously on a video game. Now I will recommend to everyone to try it at least once and come back to me and let me know how long you played it for without raging on it.