Recent reviews by BlamChowderGamer

I will say this firstly (don't do drugs)

I played drug dealer sim before schedule 1 and officially I will say I like this game signif more than drug dealer simulator.
drug dealer simulator had so much of a chore and was realistic to a degree (which is part of its charm)
but schedule 1 is far from realism and has a cartoon like feel.

this game is simple with its few challenges and has a cartoon like appeal when doping up the town with strains that can turn them into zombies with glowing eyes and shoot lightning or turning the town into one eyed green aliens that vomit uncontrollably or turn them into walking big headed matchsticks.
it is hilarious and feels rewarding seeing my clients in the streets as big one eyed aliens each day and seeing the money just keep rolling in.
to make matters more interesting, the game is expected to have more content released into it. more challenges, more effects, ect. so I can expect in some time after I have established everything well, there will be a day i will happily start over and replay from the beginning to experience the new content again.

also i might add, MULTIPLAYER!!!
its fun to either play with friends who have specific roles or just goof around doing your own thing.
i'd be in the house growing and hearing sirens and i'd comment "did you anger the cops again" and his only response "maybe~" as he skateboards away off into the sunset.

overall its fun, its funny, its a great game to just play around with to see what kind of nonsense you can do.
THIS is what i like about games, is when you don't always have to take it seriously and just go have fun with it.

again... ( DONT DO DRUGS )

this game is a blast and a half with friends. fun filled horror and hilarity.

honestly it is a good stress free game. there is no player death, starving just means you don't get bonus exp, the characters you meet are all charming in their own way, majority of players are peaceful and helpful, players working together get more bonuses helping other players, there is little to no con for forgetting to check in on your farms for long periods, the mini games like chapa chasing are a great touch to break from the repetitive resource grinding, decorating your home is satisfying and easy to do, the hunting is forgiving if your aim is lacking, and best of all ( IT IS FREE TO PLAY ).
There is no pay to win or getting an edge, the only things that cost money really are the cool cosmetics for your characters, gliders, and pets to make you stand out among your friends.
The game is currently in beta and for what it is right now, I am hooked and find myself wanting to come to the world of palia to just relax and enjoy myself. A home away from home.

the game is just so satisfying.
once you have a basic factory and finally get everything moving smooth and organize it just is such a gratifying feeling.

when i first i saw this game being made i was like "oh its just pkmn with guns"
oh how wrong i was.
there is so much going on with this game that just makes it better than pkmn.
its mechanics are very alike with ark survival evolved and honestly i loved ark.
and this game is still only an early release! imagine what more will be added in the future!
i spent 24 hours playing this game and i barely scratched the surface of all the possibilities.
this game is best experienced playing with friends in a pve environment.

Simple game to understand, a challenge to master, and having friends can make or break the outcome.

for example, I had a wonderful friend talking inside the ship while there was a blind dog outside, instead of remaining calm and be silent they ended up luring it into the ship, this said individual got the operator killed first and it could of been ended at that had they remained silent and let it walk back out but they ran in circles screaming.

despite the loss, it was the funniest s*** ive witnessed, just the pure terror and panic.

9 out of 10
I have been having considerable amounts fun with my friends and hearing their screams.
I would love to see more creatures both hazardous and passive.
and this game proves that you don't need godly graphics to have a fun game.

the game seems to be entirely a luck system.
after completing tutorial and going on my first campaign, I was met with zero mercy.
I was incapable of landing any hits on the enemies even with an 80% chance and the enemy seemingly never missed. i was wiped out without landing a single blow on the enemy.

I am not swayed away from the game mind you, i do like a challenge. just the game was completely merciless and despite favorable odds I still managed to fail.
skill issue on my part perhaps.

but anyways, good graphics, good lore, and (somewhat) fair mechanics.
i'd rate it 5/10 for my first delve into the game. i'd give a better rating if the game showed me some mercy for the first mission.

ok lets be honest. this game is hard as all **** at first and even after being familiarized, its still difficult.
death is going to happen... you can't avoid it... you just simply prolong it from happening.
HOWEVER, this is just about the most fun I have had when it comes to a zombie game.
overcoming the challenges this game has feels rewarding and I have grown in favor that when i play solo, if i die, I delete the save, I make a new person with different perks and traits, and go again. I have repeated this hundreds of times already. I came sooo close to reaching a month where things get even harder, only to have it ruined by a single bite.
one bite is all it takes... the ****ing thing got a bite on my hand when i was looting for more food. i popped a door open with haste in an attempt to make a break for my running car and escape... and it and one of its buddies was right on the other side of the door and i had no weapons in my hands... chomp... and the infection killed me in 2 days.

best part of this game, is that its easy to tweak the settings to make it easier on you, which is still challenging. and you can mod the game for quality of life things and realistic conditions and the likes.

i rate this game 9/10

it does have a few minor glitches in multiplayer which is why i docked the one point.
but this game is fantastic and I would prefer playing it over those big shoot em up games because they make it too easy to survive zombies... this, this is where its at when it comes to the struggle to survive.

okay, despite the updates and new content taking FOREVER to release...

here i must say the game is still fun to play.
the combat flows just right, the the enemies all are pretty unique in their own way, the spells and abilities are really cool looking when used, the base decorations are stellar, and the game is best enjoyed with friends.

only down sides right now are:
1: lots of material grinding... LOTS AND LOTS of grinding. might want to boost material gathering if you host.
2: materials naturally can not be teleported around, and in a pvp setting that is understandable to an extent, but pve setting its a pain if you have a base to the far north and want to move stuff from your old base from the south...
3: boss fights scales VERY dramatically and if you play solo you are gonna struggle against the bosses after entering dunley farms and even more so after finally clearing out dunley farms... they are dreadfully difficult even with potions and buffs active.
4: Dev updates are SLOW and UNRESPONSIVE. they don't communicate nor respond to any messages and mostly have sent out small patches after 6 months of being quiet... i mean i am no big game dev myself but ive made games and i can at least create new content in under 2 months...
5: there are 3 shards that grant players powerful buffs, however there are only 3 ever, meaning the fattest vampire on the server will have them and not share them, the buffs they give are a huge game changer to have but whoever has them, its theirs until someone steals them... and in a pve setting, that is a kick in the taint... players have had to modify the game so that the players can still have access to shards and even can have multiples (which would be pointless unless you have multiple bases).
and of course lastly

all in all the game is FUN, its just devs are slow and quiet and need to get their sh together and actually COMMUNICATE with the players.
their silence and lack of frequent updates has hurt the player community that it went from 150,000 players on launch, and now down to less than 5000. major OOF.
its still a good game guys and i recommend playing it with friends in a private server.

the game its self is pretty cool, the skills and weapons you unlock are pretty dope.
the only thing that bothers me is the multiplayer feature.... EVERYONE CHEATS.
whether you play as the hunter or the survivors, they always have auto aim lock and invulnerability... its frustrating as survivor when you can't kill what is hunting you, and even more frustating as a hunter when you go for a grapple they auto lock sights on you in a fraction of a second and then hits you with a weapon that one hit kills you... so when you cant grab them you go to slap them and see they take literally no damage.... not even by the exploding zombies. not to mention their grappling hook has zero cooldown and they zip across the map WAY to fast for a survivor. heck one time i joined someones game and the survivor on my team had an unreadable name, hardly spoke english, and clearly was cheating, and then a hunter player came at him who also was cheating. its kinda funny seeing two cheaters go at it being only able to be killed by impalement walls. but as someone who doesn't cheat nor see a reason to cheat, whats the point of trying? there is no way to win the good loot with cheaters everywhere, not to mention they just cheat their gear on them anyways, so hunter cheaters try to just torment people to prevent other players from getting loot and cheater survivors almost guarantee loot when they can just cheat their gear on anyways.... whats the point?.

as i said, game its self with the story solo is fantastic... multiplayer is just garbage and not worth any of your time unless you enjoy being incapable of any victory. there is no such thing as cheater detectors or a way to banish cheaters to their own cheater world for only cheaters to cheat against cheaters.