My private info, I will not dispense
If that does offend there is no recompense
But I will say today
That I do like to play
Many different games, such as arma
And ones with no shames, ones without karma
I like Games where I can horse around
Without breaking rule or bringing others down
These are the game that I like to play
But there are some I play in another way
I find it very fun to shoot and run
But when all is said and done
A game is not fun without challenge of mind
And I seek challenge of that very kind
You 360 noscope purely by chance
But to really succeed you must dance
1.2kd? That's rather crabby
2.0 is not too shabby
But anyone can aim and jump and prefire
Not one of those is a skill I desire
My gun is my brain
And it's hard to train
Why should I turn and shoot
If I can rely on swiftness of boot?
Pinned down on a corner by enemy suppression?
Pull back, flank, then give the trigger compression
Don't find your way there, plan a route in advance
So that next time you win a fight it's not just by chance
Why push through the front line with no defense?
Outmaneuver and outsmart, then you'll never be contended
I play to work my mind, not test out reflexes
Now my brain wrecks kiddies like wet kleenexes
So if you're a fan of fighting with wit
Come stop by and chat for a bit
I really move to chat
About this and that
One day we might discuss various global panics
And the next move on to quantum mechanics
I love to debate matters such as gender
And then talk about futurama and bender
I like to laugh and have a good time
Would asking for more be such a crime?
No! Never! Absolutely not!
In fact I hope this poem you like a lot.
Because I want lots more from people like you
So if you like what you see , please, join my crew.